letsdial411tothis: taylorraesmith: suck-your-own-dick: doinitmovin: I literally choked I was laughing so hard. Omg I’m crying. that last part hahahahahahahahha lmfaooooo, the last part had me dying LOLing. taylorraesmith lolololol!!! forever reblogg! <333 THE LAST ONE OMFG I’M CHOKING, I CAN’T BREEEATHE
Anonymous asked: who's that guy you just spam posted?
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
itspeterpanda replied to your post: why the hell are all my exes texting me at once… Hold on I’ll text you in a sec to add to ex texting spree. hahahaha i love you!
why the hell are all my exes texting me at once today? idgi.
the—rettes: There will never be such thing as owning too many band shirts